关于点八中南海的说明

20th 一月, 2009

严重申明:吸烟有害健康!!!十八岁一下请自行离开本文。

曾经不止一个人问过我是不是看了《奋斗》之后才开始抽点八中南海的,对此问题实在很难回答,所以一般我都不做回答,今天在这里做一个说明,以后此类问题一律以无可奉告回复。

大三的时候开始抽烟,也就是在2005-2006赛季,经常买RMB6.5的阿诗玛,偶尔也买其他品种,但数阿诗玛最多,这也是我见过的唯一一个在烟盒上印着女人的烟草,这也是我喜欢的原因之一;再者是云贵一带的烟草,一般质量比较好,老烟民常用的一句话是一云二贵三中华、马马虎虎阿诗玛。记不清是什么时候开始教育超市的阿诗玛开始经常断货,后来就没在柜台上出现过了,于是RMB6.5的8mg中南海毫无疑问的闯进了我的生活,这种混合型的烟草还不错,不算太呛也不太淡,重要的是价格也很公道合理,是我等未来工程师可以接受的价位,在苏果超市各大代销店均有销售,于是也就一直抽到现在。至于《奋斗》的影响就是全民点八了。正好乘此机会扫个忙:上面说道的8mg中南海其实和《奋斗》里的点八中南海并不是一回事,虽然焦油含量都是0.8。

我经常买的是这种叫做金装8mg中南海的东东,

这种是2003年出来的包装,《奋斗》热播在2007年,电视中常见的点八中南海是这种:

这种包装按焦油生成量可分为8mg/支和10 mg/支两种规格,在九几年就出来了。《奋斗》中的点八指的是8mg的一种,片中向南被媳妇轰出来后在路边停下奥拓,走进一小店,买了两盒这种烟和一瓶矿泉水共支付RMB10,由于当时没看清楚是什么牌子矿泉水,但可以推断出此烟草价格在RMB4元是比较靠谱的,远没有金装版8mg高档。此外中南海还产3mg、5mg、6mg、10mg、12mg等规格,基本上价格和焦油含量成反比。

说明到此结束,最后再次申明:吸烟有害健康!

这个冬天不太冷

20th 一月, 2009

嫁人要嫁工程师

20th 一月, 2009

编者按:在春哥那看到这篇文章,原文可能出自这里,从职业角度,各个侧面分析嫁给工程师的好处,可谓分析的丝丝入扣,入木三分,作为未来工程师的我,没理由不为工程师的正面消息做报道。

当你选择丈夫时,请先把工程师与以下的职业作一番比较:
医生
   几乎所有女人都喜欢追求当医生的。所以不要期望你们的婚姻能持续五年以上,因为早晚有一天,他会跟某个护士小姐跑掉的,或是被一个假装生病的年轻女人勾引走。这种倒霉事还往往发生在你已经为他生了几个小孩的时候。
你的工程师丈夫不会发生这种事。因为他忙得连见你的时间都很少,更别说有机会跟他工作以外的其它女人接触了。
律师
你真认为你可以和一个靠撒谎谋生的人能保持诚实、信任的关系吗?
而你不用担心你的工程师丈夫,他笨拙的社交能力将无法掩盖他的谎言。跟律师结婚还有一个危险,那就是离婚时,官司往往他打赢,你将一无所有。
推销员
他的可信程度比律师还差。另外,他还要常常离家出差,或是到处上课和开会,和那些有着同样可信度的人混在一起。如果有一天你被邀请出席闻所未闻的千人大派对时,你不要感到惊讶。
而你的工程师丈夫却被公司整天关在那叫做“小隔间”的鸟笼里,除了回家,哪里都去不了。
老师
男人当教师的唯一目的是,他能整天被一大群青春貌美,又盲目崇拜他的女学生团团围住。于是,他很快就会被抓到监狱,那时你只得琵琶别抱另寻郎。
其它危险的职业,如消防员,建筑工人等。如果你嫁给这种人,他即便没有因意外事故死亡,也很可能会因脊椎受损而导致性无能。要命的是,那时正值你的性需求高峰期。
而你那位工程师丈夫要面对的唯一危险是,由于整日盯着计算机,视力将会衰退。这危险其实对你有好处:当你变老时,他不会注意到,因为他的视力模糊了。但他的记忆力却非常好,仍记着你们初次相会时你那年轻美丽的容貌。假如你担心他在望着别的年轻女人,对他说:「亲爱的,你干嘛老瞧着她呀?」
他会很诚实地回答说:「我根本无法看清那女人的脸!」
嫁给工程师的好处
1.男工程师不修边幅,所以家里不用保持太整洁。
2.男工程师很难有女朋友,所以他会对目前的这个死心塌地。
3.男工程师呆板无趣,根本不活在人的社会中,只活在图表的世界里所以你不必花心思去取悦他。
4.男工程师视修理东西为娱乐,在你生气时大可在他面前摔东西出气,他会很高兴的帮你修好又不必花钱。
5.男工程师IQ都不低,所以嫁给他后可以生一堆这样的儿子考一堆的满分让你去跟街坊炫耀。
6.男工程师待在研究室的时间比在家里多,所以嫁给他以后还是很自由。
7.男工程师口才太差根本讲不过你,所以你可以尽情用言辞凌辱他。
8.男工程师最讲求【理】,所以你有理的话他服你;他如果有理,你就不要跟他讲理,他对你一点办法也没有。
9.男工程师薪水不错,自己不会娱乐不怎么花钱也很少女人花他钱,所以你可以大大方方的花他钱,并且告诉他这是促进经济繁荣,他做出来的东西才有人买。
10. 男工程师除了以上之外毫无魅力可言,所以嫁给他不用担心他有外遇。

The Million-Dollar-a-Week Man? 一周一百万美元身价的球员

20th 一月, 2009

Kaka and David Beckham playing for AC Milan
David Beckham has urged Kaka to stay with Milan
Fancy earning 赚 a million dollars a week for playing football?

That’s what Brazilian midfielder Kaka could be earning if he moves from AC Milan to Manchester City.

Deep-pocketed 非常有钱的 Manchester City have made no secret 众人皆知 of their desire to buy Kaka, a former FIFA World Player of the Year, with some reports speculating 猜测 that he could be sold for a staggering 惊人的£100m (992m yuan).

This would easily make him the world’s most expensive player, smashing the previous record 大大超过历史纪录 set when France’s Zinedine Zidane moved from Juventus to Real Madrid in 2001 for £46m (456m yuan).

Newly-rich 近来暴富的 Manchester City, who were taken over by a multi-billion pound Arab consortium 资产上亿的阿拉伯财团 last year, sent a delegation 代表团 to Milan on Monday to try and seal the deal 敲定核实合同后签约.

Man City boss Mark Hughes said it is a case of now or never.

“You have to react quickly when the opportunity comes to acquire a player of that standard. You can’t hang about and think, ‘we’ll wait until the next window.’”

To hang about means to wait and see. Mark Hughes was saying that you have to be decisive if you want to sign 签约 a player of Kaka’s stature 声望.

Despite his determined attitude, Hughes admitted they are still “a million miles away from actually concluding the deal.”

Mark Hughes, who is known by the nickname Sparky, said that there has already been a lot of idle speculation 谣传 about the money involved in this deal.

With reports quoting figures ranging from £91m (901m yuan) to 108m (1.07bn yuan), Hughes said, “People are plucking numbers from the sky, doubling them and adding a zero.”

When he says that people are “plucking numbers from the sky”, he means that people are inventing numbers with no basis in fact.

Whatever the exact amount, if Kaka does go it will be for a lot of money. This has raised a lot of eyebrows 使很多人震惊 both in the football world and beyond. Some commentators have said it is obscene for any football player to earn a million dollars a week, no matter how good he is.

The financial world has also questioned the economic viability 经济可行性 of this move.

Keith Harris, chairman of investment bank Seymour Pierce said: “In a world where football chairmen and finance directors are tightening their budgets ahead of a year of great uncertainty, here is a group that is prepared to splash out this type of money.

“The transfer market for players is cut-throat and we should be entering a period of restraint.”

To splash out means to spend a lot of money, often with little consideration. When he described the transfer market as cut-throat, he meant that it is not only very competitive, but also that people would use ruthless tactics to get what they wanted.

David Beckham, who is currently on loan 被借调 at AC Milan and playing alongside Kaka, also expressed his views on the potential deal, saying that Manchester City are too small a club to attract world-class 世界级 talent like Kaka, no matter how rich they are.

“For me, United are the only team in Manchester.

“It’s not always about money. It’s about playing for the best team, playing with the best players in the world and winning trophies and being successful.”

Meanwhile, as if to reinforce 加强,支持 Beckham’s words, Manchester United went top of the Premier League after beating Bolton 1-0 this weekend.

Dimitar Berbatov’s 90th-minute goal sealed the win as United displaced 换位置Liverpool at the top of the table.

其实我很愿意被租

19th 一月, 2009

今天看到新闻北大一女生租男友回家过年,一天时间,租金一万,引起了一场大讨论,截止写本文为止评论数已经近8000

虽然租男友已经不是头一回看到了,但这次还是有不少人展开了热烈讨论。这位安徽美眉也忒不容易了,恰好的是我也是安徽人,要是顺路的话我倒是很愿意帮这个忙,只可惜我不是北大的,估计要是去了还得给自己的履历上添加个清华北大之类的名校才好。否则人家就说了,一般学校的怎能配得上我女儿?想想这位姑娘也着实不易,有点高处不胜寒,自然找男友也就困难不少,这和女博士面临的窘境是类似的。其实我只想说,姑娘,我是心有余而力不足呀。

增加五款精美主题

16th 一月, 2009

在网上搜集了很多主题,从中选出五款觉得比较符合我审美标准的上传了,老用一个主题有些审美疲劳了,没事可以换换,增加点新鲜感。已经将广告位和部分不必要的代码去除,五款主题是:

1、Curious

2、CreativeArt

3、darkforest

4、DeskSpace

5、seabreeze

As Job Losses Mount, Asian Workers Return to the Countryside

16th 一月, 2009

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Millions of Asian workers are losing their jobs because of the global economic downturn. After many years of urban job creation, governments are scrambling to find work in the countryside for the unemployed.

Migrant works hold a protest outside a construction site in Beijing, China, 12 Jan 2009
Reports of factory closures across the region are increasing. Most job cuts are happening in the manufacturing sector – from toy makers to automakers. Production has either ceased or slowed down because of the global economic crisis.

Suparat Sirisuwanangkura, head of the Thai Auto Industry Association, says the industry – which employs 300,000 workers – is trying hard to hold onto workers. But production is expected to fall 20 to 30 percent this year.

“We don’t have any plans to shut down any plants. But, of course, we have to adjust many things – no overtime or very few,” said Suparat. “The two shifts may try to make it one shift. The last one we, as much as possible, try to avoid is reduction of manpower.”

Governments across Asia are worried about mass unemployment and the social instability that could bring. Many of those losing their jobs are migrant workers, who have left the provinces to work in Asia’s booming cities.

In China, their numbers are staggering and they are returning in large numbers to their hometowns. Geoffrey Crothall is the spokesman of the Hong Kong-based China Labor Bulletin, an organization involved in workers’ rights in China.

“Some official figures are saying the number of people who lost their jobs [last year] is around eight million, most of whom are migrant workers,” said Crothall. “If you put that in the context of the number of migrant workers in China – which is usually estimated at 130 million – that gives you some idea of the scale of the lay-offs at the moment.”

Some governments are hoping that new investments in the countryside could help ease employment pressures.

Beijing is hoping its $600 billion stimulus plan, with its huge spending on infrastructure in the provinces, can help absorb some of these workers. But between six to seven-million new graduates will be added to the labor force in the next few months.

The government is offering to refund college education expenses for graduates willing to work in the rural areas.

Crothall says the stakes are high for Beijing.

“If these workers cannot be re-employed, the potential for social unrest increases and the government is very well aware of that,” he said.

In Japan, the government is also offering work in farms to unemployed young Japanese, as a way to build a new generation of farmers.

In Thailand, Jaded Chowtchilai, a labor activist who helps unemployed women workers, says dismissed workers are trying their luck in the provinces.

“I think most of them try to find a job; but, it’s difficult,” said Jaded. “Some jobs are far away, in another province. Some of them go to countryside, go to the farmland.”

With the Thai government promising greater incentives to farmers, as part of its economic stimulus plan, this may be where hope lies for the thousands losing their livelihoods.

Farm incomes in the region have fallen, as agricultural commodity prices dropped from their record highs last year. Some Asian officials say jobs will have to eventually return in the industrial sector for the labor market to stabilize.

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穿裙子的MM注意啦!

15th 一月, 2009

俗话说,学好数理化,走遍天下都不怕;俗话又说,学好数理化,不如有个好爸爸。嗯,今天我们要说的是,即便你有个好爸爸,我看他也帮不了你啦!夏天,一个多姿多彩的季节,MM们也都穿起了漂亮的裙子,8过,我们有责任提醒各位MM:学好数理化,不会吃亏哒!
盛夏,某日,某男,突然发现对面坐著一个超甜美的MM,迷你裙下修长匀称的双腿,要是能偷瞄到一点点……不知道该有多好?这样的情况应该是屡见不鲜了,且让我们假设女孩双膝并隆的点和裙子上缘距离4公分,而裙摆到小裤裤之间的距离是12公分,那么从侧面看来,目标区域和裙子就会形成一个直角三角形 ABC。

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如果“某男”的双眼E正好在BC线段的延长线上,那么B点就会落在他的视野内,如果我们做一条过E并垂直於AC线段延长线的直线DE的话,直角三角形DEC就会和直角三角形ABC相似。

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在△ABC中,AB的长度是AC的三分之一,因此在DEC里,DE的长度也应该是DC的三分之一,又因为DC是“某男”的眼睛与裙子之间的水平距离,假设这个距离是1.6公尺,那么DE的长度(眼睛距离裙摆的高度)X就是53.3公分,不过一个身高170公分的“某男”在采取普通坐姿时,他的眼睛与裙摆之间却会有70公分的差距,换句话说,他必须要把头向下低个17公分,而且为了达成这个目标,得要让屁股向前挺出45公分才行!

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无论走到哪里,百货公司……随时都会看到短裙美女上下楼梯的景象,看着白皙的双腿随著步伐不断交错,心里不禁暗想,要是我紧跟在她後面,一定有机会看到……(此处省略若干浮想联翩…)短裙的内部状况大致就跟下图所示:

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一般“某男”想看的地方,其实是半径10公分的半球体部分,而裙子则与半球体相切并以向下15公分的剪裁,巧妙地遮住了观察者的视线,从上图看来, 直角三角形OPQ和ORQ是全等的。
如果将QR线段(也就是“某男”视线)延长并做出另一个直角三角形TSQ,那我们可由计算知道它的高是8.3公分,TSQ的高是底的0.415倍,所以,“某男”如果想看到裙底风光,最低限度是让视线的仰角大於角TQS,也就是高和底的比值要大于0.415。

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接下来,我们就要讨论△AEQ的问题,假设观察者(身高170公分)眼睛的高度是160公分,而裙摆高度是80公分,因为眼睛高度比裙摆高度大80公分, 所以裙摆与眼睛的高度差距(线段AE)就比楼梯的高低差距(线段CD)小80公分,因此直角三角型AEQ的高和底可用以下两个式子来表示:
高:AE = 20×阶数-80
底:QA = 25×(阶数-1)
高和底则须满足这个式子:AE≥OA×0.415
我们针对不同的阶梯差距列一张表:
│阶数│ 1 │ 2 │ 3 │4│ 5 │ 6 > │ 7 │ 8 │
│ AE │ -60 │ -40│ -20 │0│ 20 │ 40 │ > 60 │ 80 │
│ QA │ 0 │ 25 │ 50 │75│ 100 │ 125 │ > 150 │ 175 │
│比率│ * │ -1.6 │ -0.4│0│ 0.2 │ 0.32│ > 0.4 │0.457│
其中AE是负值的情况,就表示裙摆问至还在眼睛下方,所以在阶梯差距小于4时,“某男”是完全看不到裙子底下的,但是,当阶梯数增加到5或6的时候,喔喔……就快看到啦!等到阶梯差到了8时,0.415的障碍也就成功被破解啦!当然,这个差距愈大,视野也就愈宽广……(此处又省略浮想联翩若干)

怎么样,学好数理化是不是很重要啊!

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美女多半靠不住

15th 一月, 2009

中广网讯:美国德州大学调查发现,越有男人缘的女人性需求越高。由于很难得到满足,很多美女都有不断向外发展的倾向,出轨机会也比一般妇女大很多。
德州大学杜兰教授说,身体里面“雌酯二醇”这种“雌激素”比较多的女性比较迷人,比较有男人缘。而“雌酯二醇”多的妇女,性需求比较大,身边伴侣很难满足她们,只有靠外遇解决需求。

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14th 一月, 2009

上周末拍的,在研究生公寓25楼,所以本校最高建筑也就不在其中了,手机拍的,像素有点低凑合着看吧,许久没回校的鸟儿们可以瞅瞅。废话少说,上图:

注意到没有,玄武湖上有人练皮划艇,没看到?再仔细看。

新庄立交改造过了,还画过妆了。虽然外表更加难看、柱子电线杆跑到马路中间,虽然你不行的时候得张八只眼睛,但是她不堵了,她不咳嗽了。

校园几个主要建筑,都还认识吧?这不是重点,操场中间看到没,那位仁兄在零下六度的西北风中打太极呀,武林中人好像都喜欢这么干。

紫金二峰,被我征服过一百遍一百遍。

这个不得不说了,校园表征性建筑——手托蛋。没错,它在那,它还在那。

最后这是重头戏,这就是传说中的五栋了,有点沧桑?有点破烂不堪?是的,现在连仅有的一点阳光权也被研究生们剥夺去了。你无法相信这撞破楼就是发生过那么多故事的地方。注意,井字格右下角交点处就是焦点宿舍203了,多少次从她门口路过我都忍住了没有故地重游,涛哥前段时间还在问我有没有进去看看,我说我忍住了,我真忍住了。其实我一点也不想重游,丫的终于走出这破楼了打死也不回去。展示到此结束,鼓掌!